Light my candles, in a daze cuz i found god

hawkeytime:

Patrick Kane trying on headphones and dancing. Just… no words. This idiot.

(via banjosandbauer20)

“I wouldn’t mind be fellated by a goat right now…”
— more shit hereswahldo says (via modernfairytale)
“In that situation I’d develop some cunty British accent.”
hereswahldo (via modernfairytale)
paulieismylove:

Paul can’t hear you over the sound of his own awesomeness

paulieismylove:

Paul can’t hear you over the sound of his own awesomeness

ktktktktktktktkt said: uhhhhh 45-50 (hopefully they arent too weird because i just picked those numbers off the top of my head lol)

  • 45:Do you believe exes can be friends?

          I do believe they can. I am very good friends with all but one of my exes for the most part. Depends on the people.

  • 46:Do you regret anything?

          I regret a few things like I wish I tried harder at certain things like school and such. Other than that, I don’t regret too much.

  • 47:Honestly, what’s on your mind right now?

           I just really am not looking forward to going to work tomorrow.

  • 48:Did you ever lose a best friend?

           No I have not. Unfortunately for these friends, they have yet to lose me haha (although Joe almost has a few times…..I tend to wander)

  • 49:Was your last kiss a mistake?

          No. My last kiss was my mother. I love my mother.

  • 50:Why aren’t you pursuing the person you like?

          1.) I’d like to have some extra money before pursuing someone. 2.) I tend to usually develop crushes on people who are either out of my league, taken, or actually married. So there’s that.